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Thursday 19 May 2011

Toothpicks


I said "That guy probably never got laid with the time he spent on this over the years"
My girlfriend replies "You don't know that. He might have a wife"
I replied "Yeah, made of toothpicks"


So toothpicks are one of those annoying little things that you sometimes feel obligated to use after eating in a restaurant. To be honest, i would much rather just use my tongue to clean the "Debris" of dinner or just use my nail. Sometimes if you're not paying attention you might stab your gums and it starts bleeding. So why is there no replacement? 

Restaurant Food becomes more and more intricate, yet the procedure we follow after eating has not changed?

20 comments:

  1. That is one big toothpick model ._.

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  2. Damn, someone has too much free time on their hands.

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  3. Hope those were clean toothpicks.

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  4. That little convo at the beginning made me laugh. But what a crazy, and amazing, hobby!

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  5. That must have taken forever!
    LoL at the toothpick wife.

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  6. This is crazy. The guy really loves toothpicks!

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  7. Is that the toothpick guy from O&A lol that would be hilarious

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  8. omg bored people, but amazing!

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  9. that's incredible!! I can't quite believe it!

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  10. Must resist...urge to run into it..hnnggg

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  11. I would so pick the shit out of my teeth to this.

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  12. I cant believe this! It's amazing, first time see this.

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  13. Holy jesus haha he wasted his talents...what if he sneezed and knocked it all down

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  14. Obviously he gets all the tooth pick groupies!

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