Thursday, 19 May 2011
I said "That guy probably never got laid with the time he spent on this over the years"
My girlfriend replies "You don't know that. He might have a wife"
I replied "Yeah, made of toothpicks"
So toothpicks are one of those annoying little things that you sometimes feel obligated to use after eating in a restaurant. To be honest, i would much rather just use my tongue to clean the "Debris" of dinner or just use my nail. Sometimes if you're not paying attention you might stab your gums and it starts bleeding. So why is there no replacement?
Restaurant Food becomes more and more intricate, yet the procedure we follow after eating has not changed?